Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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