you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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