i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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