And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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