I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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