So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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