it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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