Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
