So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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