winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Who died my cat blue again?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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