Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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