The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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