Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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