I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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