It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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