That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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