You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Do vagina's smell?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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