It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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