i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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