I am puke
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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