Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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