I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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