two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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