I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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