are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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