so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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