i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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