The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He did a backflip because drugs
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