i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I see more hoeing in ur future
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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