He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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