We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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