Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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