We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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