if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is it penis luge time yet?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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