In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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