So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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