Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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