Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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