Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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