I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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