I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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