I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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