Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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