Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
