I want to have your abortion
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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