just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I forget how to act sober
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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