Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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