I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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