I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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