She's JV to your varsity
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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