You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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