Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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