i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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