so explain again why im purple
no
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
