youre lurking in front of me
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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